Football Chants - into Folklore

Chelsea V Norwich:
Chelsea fans sung "We've got Abramovich,You've got a drunken bitch" to which the Norwich support replied "We've got a wonder cook,You've got a Russian crook".

Manchester united fans to the tune of my old mans a dustman:
" Oh the megastore is magic, They sell some magic hats, And when i saw the duvey, I said im having that, I even bought the curtains, And dressing gown in white, I follow man united, Cause they sell a load of shite."

A pleasant wee ditty sung by Rangers fans to celt*cs Stillain Petrov :
"The wheels on your house go round and round, round and round, round and round, the wheels on your house go round and round, cause your a gypsy bastard!"

Liverpool Fans to there on Djimi T:
'Don't blame it on the Biscan, Don't blame it on the Hamann, Don't blame it on the Finnan, Blame it on Traore. 'He just cant, he just can't, he just can't control his feet...'

The Di Canio Refrain As sung by Liverpool fans in response to the Hammers' traditional Di Canio song...
'You've got Di Canio, we've got your stereo....'