My Accounts of Blackburn Away...

Breakdown of my away day trip to Blackburn...

• 7:30 - Started drinking - Sausage Rolls & Ginsters Pies


• 7:30 - Spotting various white sugar like powder being passed around...


• 8:00 - Bus breaks down


• 8:20 - Bus breaks down


• 8:45 - I accidently break the Bus toilet door.


• 9:00 - Bus breaks down


• 9:30 - Stop at Service station - Get told we are not allowed back on the bus as we still have drink...one lad takes one for the team, gets off and dumps his booze. Bus starts moving again followed by a rendition of 'Drink, Drink Wherever We may be' and cans/bottles being opened.
• 10:15 - Bus crashes into the back of a people carrier


• 10:30 - Chorley - Drinking in a pub, they actually forgot to cover the pool table. 20 Geordies piled onto the table, bouncing, singing, beer spilled food chucked, generally going mental.


• 11:00 - Chorus of 'She's a Dwarf a Dwarf...' aimed at the barmaid who was around 4'2" dragging some charva out by his ear lug from the pub.


• 11:05 - 20 Minutes of 'Tell all the boys you know...we've got the worst defence in the world' everyone going mental again.


• 11:45 - Arrive @ The Furnhurst - Almost get charged by a copper on a horse due to jumping off the fire escape of the bus.


• 12:00 - Join in with the madness in the Party Tent, everyone going mental for around 2 hours - best lunacy I have ever witnessed


• 14:40 - Head to the ground, join in with the Mohammed the Bear songs and manage to boot the bear across the forcourt!


• 15:00 - Kick off - Fans were going mental from start to finish. Excellent day - Brilliant support under the circumstances and decent work put in by the lads.


• 15:45 - Brilliant Pie from Ewood Park


• 16:45 - Clap the lads off the field - Meet up with some lads from back home on the way back to the bus - go mental


• 17:00 til home - Brilliant Bus Driver decides that 'You lot have broken 7 seats' and attempts to hoy some people off...kid infront of us sets his lip up stating 'the seats where already knackered' bus driver replies...'no they wernt, its been a crap day and this rounds it off'. Bus driver walks back to the front, Kid stands up and shouts 'ill show ya fkin broken seats ya cnt' and levels the seat so its default position is now horizontal. Mentalists. We have to listen to Rave all the way home...I was kicking off big style! Home - Went out on the piss until 4am with the lads. All in all, a quite mental, class, bizzare, random, brilliant, bad, amazing day!